Well a lot's changed since I last posted, I've watched the whole of How I Met Your Mother, which is awesome², changed my layout and icons and discovered that my phone dances when it vibrates.
I've also nearly finished reading Vampirates: Black Heart, which sucks plotwise as it's all about Grace and Connor being little Beryls (i refuse to accept that she's called Renesmee, so whenever I say Beryl I mean the freaky baby from Breaking Dawn), but apart from that Grace is as annoying and creepy as ever, I now hate Lorcan and Darcy rules the universe (she's totally vampire!chuck) as always. Meanwhile Cate and Bart get to be all couple-y and cute (btw i totally love how she and Cheng Li don't actually hate each other), and i freaking love Connor for this:

"Grace, you've completely lost your sense of reality. OK, so the Vampirates rescued you from drowning. They did a good thing there, no question. But that isn't enough for you, is it? No, you have to go and make friends with them! And now you want to be a family too? It's not normal, Grace. It's weird. Deeply, horribly weird."

AT LAST SOMEONE SPEAKS SENSE ABOUT GRACE AND HER CREEPY OBSESSIONS. seriously. making out we a dead guy you thought was your dad is just wrong.
But it's half term so I won't turn this into rant about how much I loathe Grace Tempest and her icky-squicky thoughts, instead I'll focus on the askjg;ahd mystery reveal currently brewing in Ashes to Ashes. For those who don't spend each each week eagerly awaiting 9:00pm on Mondays like I do I'll fill you in: one of the beloved a-team has been led astray by Martin Summers, Alex's timetravelling stalker who's creepy-ness rivals that of Edward Cullen, Stalker Supremo.